I may have mentioned before that I have a thing for chalkboards. It’s more than just a ‘thing’, I guess. It sort of shattered violently and noisily as a... Read More
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… on the tale of zombie pig
Once upon a time, there were many flying pigs in the world, all born and living on Flying Pig Farm. It is still difficult to get a local to... Read More
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… on pornographic elephants.
Hey, how are ya? C’mon over. Sit down. It’s been a while since we’ve had coffee. What? What do you mean, “What’s that?” Oh. Sorry. Jesus. It really is... Read More
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… on freakin’ voicemail greetings
This week began with me sharing a quote from Bill Cosby with a friend, “Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.” Cool quote. All... Read More
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… on an affair to remember
I have a confession to make. I’ve had an affair. Affairs. If I’m totally honest, I’ve had affairs. I know, I know. I have it great. Great husband (nearly... Read More
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… on the importance of familial trust
Yesterday I wrote a blog post about juvenile coping mechanisms when coming up against other humans who have a toxic affect on you. I used the example of a... Read More
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… on the benefit of toxic friendships
Did you just start reading thinking we were going to go all psychology-ical and discuss friends that are bad for you and how you should begin the new year... Read More
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… on murderous rampages before breakfast
Have you ever been watching one of those true crime shows on television and wondered what you would do if you accidentally came across a crime scene in your... Read More
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… on christmas magic despite spiking
I love Christmastime (I also love that spell check doesn’t autocorrect me when I type it as all one word). I really do. I know why too. Magic. It’s... Read More
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… on the freakin’ egg thing
It’s holiday time in Dingleville – a smiling family, perfectly behaved dogs, celebratory cherubs…. We are the equivalent of the Whos in Whoville – after the part where the... Read More
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… on conversations while waiting for the spine doc
Yesterday, I went with Granny and Grampa to the doctors. Grampa had fallen – and bounced – again a week or so ago, and the X-rays that he had... Read More
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… on camelot and christmastime responsibility
Well, it’s that time of year again. All year long, I try to fly under the radar. By all appearances, I’m just a regular guy (well…’gal’). I live amongst... Read More