Some people just matter. And they don’t just matter once or twice, or in the past or you are sure they will sometime in the future. They are busy... Read More
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… on the relationship between penises and string theory
It’s a penis made of Skittles. Yep. A Skittle penis. Number-One-Son-Sam was home from college on his spring break for his birthday. You may recall a photo a few... Read More
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… on animal cruelty on Easter morning
Queue Sarah McLachlan music. Hi. I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Okay, no. It’s just me. But wasn’t that so real? I know. I... Read More
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… on some dogs never learning
Yup, he’s stuck. Again. This time? Marshal Dillon Dingle went into panicked ‘find’ mode when he sensed that Self-Proclaimed-Perfect-Child-Gabe dropped/left on purpose (we never know) a piece of popcorn... Read More
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… on a good morning, due to a great ‘good morning!’
Every morning that Sam is home, he texts me from his bedroom: “Ok Send Blaze”. Photographic proof (Sam has the grey bubbles, I am in blue): So after that... Read More
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… on a dear, dear world
Number-One-Son-Sam just ate a piece of celery. Stuffed with bacon. Because he can, because as of today he is 20. He has decided, now that the word ‘teen’ doesn’t... Read More
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… on shoveling eggs
So. I’ve been doing a little research on the whole scrambled egg thing. Yes there is a scrambled egg thing! Where have you been? So last week I was... Read More
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… on disrespecting the dead, german shepherd style
Last week, we celebrated Poop Day at the Dingle house. It was a good day. A productive day. It was sort of like a cleanse, really. A poop cleanse.... Read More
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… on me and georgia o’keeffe and robert frost (wHierd)
This pic reminds me of a Georgia O’Keeffe painting that is not of a vagina. Oh, sorry, was that too graphic for you? This pic reminds me of a... Read More
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… on poop day 2014
Get that camel in your head. Got it? Okay. Also, let’s pretend your name is Mike. MikeMikeMike. What day is it? No. Not ‘Hump Day’. Jesus, Mike. It’s Thursday.... Read More
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… on another day and another kill room
Glen and Elias – painters extraordinaire – are hanging out again today, in Dunstable. The photo of the strange hanging jellyfish thing in my dining room is evidence, once... Read More
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… on a wait puppy
Last night, Sam was writing a paper way down yonder in New Orleans. I’ve mentioned before that Sam is cixelsyd. Just kidding. Dyslexics don’t really see things backwards. Anyway,... Read More