If there’s somethin’ strange In yer big ol’ barn Who ya gonna call? Quantum Physics Repair Service! huh. That so doesn’t work. If there’s... Read More
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… good (frigid) morning maine
In Maine, my bedroom windows face a body of water known as Townsend Gut. I know, I know. I’ve said before that it’s not... Read More
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… on a quiet word to music parents (shhh, don’t tell!)
Okay. Firstly…. Breathe. It looks like little Johnny’s or Susie’s interest in the drums, or sax, or bass… Or guitar, or piano, or clarinet,... Read More
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… on journals and the phases of grief (for…journaling)
The other day a friend said to me something I have heard many, many times in my life. She said, “Well, you are really... Read More
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… on now that I can’t have it, I want it (a poem)
Oh where, oh where, is that new fallen snow? The stuff of romance, of winter’s big show The fluffy soft white stuff, that blows to... Read More
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… on what could be a tragic miscarriage of justice
Anyone notice anything wrong with the Nearly Perfect Husband’s signature above? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Well, allow me to help you out. His title is wrong.... Read More
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… on being a blind dog, fred style
We have long known that Fred’s vision is suspect, at best. Though he insisted, time and again, that there really was a tree frog, stuck... Read More
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… on a christmas miracle and one happy donkey
Let’s get right to it, shall we? The Christmas Miracle is not that I woke up today and feel a bit better because there... Read More
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… on christmas swans kicking freaky mannequin arse
When I was very small, going to Boston to ride in the Swan Boats was a thing. The Swan Boats are these pontoon-type boats... Read More
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… on never actually having been indicted
I am a big chalkboard fan. I can honestly say – and my niece, Courtney-also-known-as-Court-and-Mort can totally confirm this, and she can claim the... Read More
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… on snow magic. inside.
The smell of turkey and cranberries and stuffing and far too many pieces of pie are still fresh in my memory, but I’m ready.... Read More
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… on a new irreverent thing. again.
Beautiful right? Until you realize that First Born Mac and Number One Son Sam refer to that super tall evergreen tree as Isengard. Which... Read More