Okay, so sometimes when you become a professional photographer like I am (because, again, once someone asked if they could frame a photo from... Read More
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… on a starving lab, who never seems to learn
Every morning, at about 9:00 we get ready to feed the dogs. The Nearly Perfect Husband heads on into the hall and has them... Read More
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… on a letter to lab experts… who weren’t.
Dear Lab Expert, Oh, you know who you are. One of countless people who told us, with great certainty, that our newly acquired hyperkinetic... Read More
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… on jungle cats… er…dogs
I know. Powerful. Elegant. And I can now tell you…. move-y. This thing moves all the time. Not only do you need to find this... Read More
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… on hole-y marshal dillon dingle.
In photography, when you take a photo and then you don’t do anything to it, because you do not rent Photoshop or are too... Read More
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… on a princess photo shoot with mac and jack
Yesterday was the 4th of July and, due to a certain tropical storm, fireworks were cancelled all over the Northeastern United States. Including, like,... Read More
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… on testing the water first
Totally looks like Marshal Dillon Dingle is ready to head poolside, doesn’t it? Nope. Every day, every single freakin’ time he is let outside,... Read More
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… a morning photo shoot with blaze (and…)
7:36 a.m. Her Royal Highness, the Princess Bunny Blaze (I’m translating): Hey, Lady High Steward*, would you like to take my photograph? Me: You... Read More
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… on mothers day photo bombing, shepherd style
It’s Mothers Day, which requires me to do my annual thing. Which is to check whether or not ‘Mothers Day’ has an apostrophe. And,... Read More
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… on what it takes for photographic excellence
Because I am a wicked professional photographer now, after taking my friend Jeff’s accelerated ‘How to be a Wicked Professional Photographer in, Like, 10... Read More
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… on animal cruelty on Easter morning
Queue Sarah McLachlan music. Hi. I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Okay, no. It’s just me. But wasn’t... Read More
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… on some dogs never learning
Yup, he’s stuck. Again. This time? Marshal Dillon Dingle went into panicked ‘find’ mode when he sensed that Self-Proclaimed-Perfect-Child-Gabe dropped/left on purpose (we never... Read More